Mataura mayfly, Howdy;
I could take the easy road and say my Mum smoked and drank whilst preg. with me.
Is true enough, but I rather place the blame on Dad, he came home one evening,
told me to mark off a 3'X6' rectangle on the kitchen wall above the table.
So I broke out the tape measure, level, and a pencil. When it was measured out
I was told to make a frame with mitered ends for it with the molding he brought
home also. Before I installed the frame I was instructed to apply some 'special' pale
green paint to the area inside the penciled border. Once the paint was dry I was told
to install the molding, but with the bottom with what would be the inside facing upwards.
Thereafter, when one of us would attempt to describe anything to him he'd reach to the tray
(the bottom piece), retrieve a piece of chalk and utter the phrase "Draw me a picture."
Oh yea, step-by-steps work fine, just a frame-by-frame movie
hank
Striving for a less complicated life since 1949...
"Every day I beat my own previous record for number
of consecutive days I've stayed alive." George Carlin