Hank surveyed the water that he had sampled the previous day, slack close to his side, a gentle stream a few yards out , snaking downstream until it joined the main flow on the far side. ‘Hmmm, Rascal, I guess different bugs will prefer different types of water, I have half a dozen canisters, I think I will sample three different spots. The slack, the small stream and the main flow. How’s that for a plan’. Rascal however was staring at a small embankment some forty yards away, ears cocked. Hank followed Rascals line of vision and eventually found the source of Rascals interest, a Bullfrog sat astride a fallen log. ‘ Whey hey, Rascal, it’s the frog hunter, he has come to see us at work. Hey, froggie , keep an eye out for the ranger’
Hank commenced work, okay, work is probably a poor choice of word in this instance but if we call fishing at play then sampling could be at work. Whatever you wish to call it, it sure beats the crap out of sitting at a desk doing mundane tasks for faceless customers in the monotonous cycle of commerce. Okay, you got to earn a living so that you can live, but to live one needs time and therein lies the crux. The almighty in all his wisdom as far as anglers are concerned made a right mess of things. if he had made the sun a bit larger and placed earth a bit further away from it so that there was 36 hours in a day then an angler may just have enough time over the course of a lifetime to figure it all out, on reflection probably not.
Working his way downstream Hank soon got into a nice rhythm, well equipped with his prowess at Indian War dancing , raising enough silt for the trail to be seen miles downriver. Stumbling once or twice on unseen rocks he eventually left the river with a heavily loaded net. It took an age to be rid of unwanted debris but as he tipped the bugs into the canister he hummed with delight. ‘Bug man calling Houston, Houston this sample is hot.’; Hank took a pen from his pocket and scribbled Zone 1on the canister.
Glancing at his watch Hank reckoned Joe should be along any minute so back into the river he set to work on zone 2, a riffly shallow stream, little more than a foot deep , occasional pot a foot and a half deep.
This proved a little harder, so many small rocks to manoeuvre around. Back on dry land, canister number two was filled with the most wondrous of bugs.
Is it a dream
that beneath is alive
strange ugly alien creatures
revealing natures perfection when they take to the skies
the incessant call of the bubbling stream.
‘Good morning Hank’; Hank sprung to his feet in fright, so engrossed in his task that he failed to notice Joes arrival. Where the hell has Rascal gone, rabbit hunting guessed Hank crossly, so much for being on the lookout for me.
‘Jeez Joe, you certainly move around the woods with the stealth of a mountain lion, I darn near wet myself. How are you today!
Joe beamed, high praise indeed for a Ranger. ‘I’m good Hank, I try my best to move quietly, a bit of a game I play, not that there are any poachers about to worry about being stealthy but its good fun pretending that some day I’ll meet one. I see you are collecting plenty of bugs. I was telling my brother about meeting you, he fishes a bit, asked me to give you this.’ Joe handed Hank a scrap of paper,
http://www.troutnut.com scribbled on it. He said to take a look at this website, great stuff on bugs, might help you identify those critters.’
‘Mighty thoughtful of your brother, thank you, that sure will be a great help.’; Hank feeling a little guilty at the generosity of the ranger and his brother.
They made some small talk about this and that, not knowing each other well enough yet to go anywhere near politics so the conversation was pleasant. Bidding Hank farewell, Joe winked; ‘ If you come across any poachers be sure to let me know.’
‘Will do Joe’; replied Hank sheepishly.
Hank had to tell his conscience to bugger off; ' don't matter that Joe's a nice guy, I am going fishing and thats that.'
TBC