Pearsall's chart from dd

[daringduffer]

Hank,

You going to hang out a shingle saying;


"Have snorkle will Bubble"

just askin'

I've almost drowned twice so this time I'll only hold me breath

Next I'm gonna lie att the bottom of the river watching silk against the sky. Care to join me, anyone..?

dd

Tried that last year but could not figure out how to keep the sunglasses on underwater , DD I'd suggest a trial run in the bath first, mabye tip a can of coke in to give the water a little colour.

If I see a fish with sunglasses I'll tell you all about it. Otherwise; can I use Guinness instead of coke? I would prefer that.

dd

[Otter]

Drinking a few pints before submersing may make for a more enjoyable experience but the health and safety guys may have words with you.