Taking a break from "technical" spiders, here's a variation on a pattern that Fogg says came from Wales. Lacking true claret seal and hen hackle, I've dressed this fly using firey brown instead, so the result is more reddish-brown than the original reddish-purple shade.
Hook: 10-14 (Daiichi 1550, #12)
Thread: Claret tying silk (Pearsall's Gossamer #14)
Hackle: A double hackle of brown speckled partridge back and firey brown hen (partridge nearest the eye)
Rib: Small gold oval braid tinsel
Body: Firey brown seal

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